What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

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What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uniball.

What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary :)

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What did the banana say to the orange?

Fruit can't talk

What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

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What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two."

What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!

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How do Alabama parents teach their kids to put on their underwear?

Yellow in the front, brown in the back.

What do you call a whale that isn't wearing any underwear?

Free Willy