Where does a thumb meet its type?

At oh-my-goodness! Skip

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What's the similarity between a flat chested woman and a stone?

You skip them both.

What did the pink panther say as he skipped down the sidewalk?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnt, deaaad ant.

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Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

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What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny ...

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Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!