What type of wind is named after Santa Claus's warm climate cousin?

Santa Ana

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How does Santa Claus take pictures?

With his North Pole-aroid.

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Crisp Cringle.

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What type of tree doesn't remove active torrents?

A tree.

What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uniball.

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How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"

Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.