What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

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How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log

What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.

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What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

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What do you call a sunburnt santa?

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