What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

Sir.

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Who picks up the tab?

The German.

What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

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What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

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What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

What side of a monster has more hair ?

The outside !

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What do rodents say when they play bingo ?

Eyes down for a full mouse' !

What do you call a mouse with no balls?

Optical.