What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

Sir.

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What is the best way to pick up American girls?

With a crane.

What does a ghost pick out of his nose?

Boo-gers

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What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

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What would you get if you crossed a monster with a redcoat?

A bigger target.

How do you address a monster?

Very politely.

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When is it unlucky to see a black cat ?

When your a mouse !

Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.