Because you're breaking wind.
No weigh...
A small medium at large
because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)
Sigh-lent night
Chloroform SHHHH..
Don't Look Now But Something Between Us Smells
Drew Brees
Some days the wind doesn't blow.
Search and Destroy.
Batvirus ( stolen joke xD )