Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What broke?

opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

How did Helen Keller break her hands?

Reading road signs at 30 MPH

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

Why was the stadium so cool?

it was full of fans. Thank thank you for your time

Why did the tree have lots of fans?

Because he was Poplar!

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What do you have on?

The man says, "I have a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it."

What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

What is the best way to stop a politician?

A really strong gust of wind.

What's the difference between the wind and a blonde?

Some days the wind doesn't blow.

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

What do you call ISIS after it has been completely destroyed?

WASWAS!