What types of jokes grow on you?

They ones that go viral. I'll see my self out.

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Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

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What do Albanian kids want to be when they grow up?

Italian

What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

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What type of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

What type of car does a Loch ness monster Drive?

A nissan

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How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

What do you call something that you do to your self with one hand?

A Selfie!