What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

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What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed."

What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer?

You take me for grunted.

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Why women mature faster than men?

Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.

What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

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What do you call two fruits that can't get married?

Cantaloupes

Why can't a guy see his friends?

Because he's married.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

What's the best part of dating 28 year olds?

There's 20 of them!