What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...

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Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

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What did the cannibal say to his co-worker?

You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.

Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

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What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray."

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How do you fix the dishwasher?

Smack her.

What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to?

She draws a smack!