What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...

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What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

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What do you call an empty town after dinner?

Desserted

Why 21 didn't invite his brother for dinner?

28

Veggie Jokes More Veggie Jokes

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray."

What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...

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How does a blonde high-5?

A: She smacks herself in the forehead.

How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.