What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray."

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Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray."

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

How ?

I've paid him and i didnt sit in. I ran away

Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

Supper Jokes More Supper Jokes

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray."

How did Jesus feel after the last supper?

A bit cross.

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!

What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

Veggie Jokes More Veggie Jokes

What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray."