What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray."

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Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

What do you call a religious owl?

A bird of pray.

Who doesn't?

There he is now Medieval Art: Good morrow! Pray tell- How fare thee on this day of providence

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

Supper Jokes More Supper Jokes

How do you say Thanksgiving in Native American?

Last Supper

Who was that girl I saw you with last night?

Second Cannibal: That was no girl that was my supper.

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What is the most common disease for lettuce?

Icebergers

What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder?

Lettuce alone!*

Veggie Jokes More Veggie Jokes

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray."

What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...