What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray."

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Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

What do you call a group of Vigilante Aussie Nuns?

Birds of Pray

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's the difference between america and a yoghurt?

A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.

Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.

Supper Jokes More Supper Jokes

How do you say Thanksgiving in Native American?

Last Supper

What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

lol

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"

What is the most common disease for lettuce?

Icebergers

Veggie Jokes More Veggie Jokes

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray."

What is a brain dead couples' favorite pizza?

Veggie lovers