How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What do you call an Ethiopian woman with a yeast infection?

A quarter-pounder with cheese

What is the fastest animal in the world?

The Ethiopian chicken.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's the best airline to fly around the Seven Kingdoms ?

Southwesteros

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

A: "Would you like fries with that "

What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C programmer?

A: "Would you like fries with that "

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why did the cancer patient get smacked?

His hand was bigger than his face.

What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbonzo bean?

I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face.

Swat Jokes More Swat Jokes

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

Why would Keemstar make a good NFL cornerback?

He's really good at swatting.

Fry Pan Jokes More Fry Pan Jokes

How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.

Why is Europe like a frying pan?

Because Greece is at the bottom.

Smack Jokes More Smack Jokes

Whatr do you get when you have communist lemons?

LENIN-NADE. Just smack me.

What did the rude prism say to the light beam that smacked into him?

Get bent!