Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.
He was having his mid life crisis!
He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.
Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."
To the water, it is time! Or in french... ... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;) )
Why ya going to the airport? Flying Somewhere?" : "How'd you guess?" : "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?" : "Aspen." : "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."
A pilot, you racist.
A: When it's french fried.
Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!
Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!
Racism has many faces
The SWAT team
A lardvark!
An unidentified frying object.
She smacks herself in the forehead.
She draws a smack!
