How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What do you call 10 Ethiopians tied together?

A raft

What do you call an Ethiopian woman with a yeast infection?

A quarter-pounder with cheese

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ?

They were both driving their cars at the time !

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call bagels that can fly?

Plane" Bagels!... I'll show myself out...

What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?

A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosquito".

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

What appears over black man's head when he has an idea?

A fried Chicken leg

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What do Hot Lips Hoolihan and Richard Pryor have in common?

A: They both have had major burns on their face.

What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean?

I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face

Swat Jokes More Swat Jokes

What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?

A Blunt force

Who do you call during a Zika virus emergency?

The SWAT team

Fry Pan Jokes More Fry Pan Jokes

How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!

Smack Jokes More Smack Jokes

Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

they smack my bishop

What did the rude prism say to the beam of light that smacked into him?

Get bent!