What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?

A: A Dinosaucer

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Which songs do planets sing?

Neptunes.

How many Duggars does it take to screw a planet?

EOM

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What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

Why is some guy out there screaming insults at all the vehicles?

Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."