Why is some guy out there screaming insults at all the vehicles?

Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why can't guys do the splits?

The banana gets in the way. Banana split

What is Unidan's favorite fast food joint?

Five Guys.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

Why was the pregnant woman screaming "wouldn't, shouldn't, couldn't!"?

She was having contractions.

What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.

Insult Jokes More Insult Jokes

What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.

Why shouldn't you ask if someone's a Texan?

Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.

Vehicle Jokes More Vehicle Jokes

What vehicle do bicycle riders take to the hospital?

An Ambulance Armstrong

What's Mitt Romney's favorite make of vehicle?

A Mack truck, because it already has a little dog on top.