What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.

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How did Han Solo enter the world?

On the perineum falcon!

What do Han and Chewbacca use to communicate?

A wookiee talkie.

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What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".

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What happened to the dinosaurs that first was aware of the metheorite?

The where petrified.

Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.