How did Han Solo enter the world?

On the perineum falcon!

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Why are topologists on a world of their own?

They think on a whole different dimension.

How is the world like a bag of jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

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Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane?

because he was flying solo and went look no hans...

Why was Leia disappointed on her wedding night?

Han shot first.

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What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

How does a Mexican wrestler enter a room?

Through the Lucha-door.

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What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.