How many feminists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

One to screw it in and nine to write on their blogs about how enlightening the experiment was.

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How many Elvis impersonators does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One for the money, two for the show.

Why couldn't the physicists change the lightbulb?

Too much work.

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How many Greek Catholic monks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

a Basilian.

How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!

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Why aren't there any feminists in Japan?

Whale huntings legal

Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

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How many buddhists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they enlighten themselves.

How many racists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Racists dont like to be enlightened.

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What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.

What was the first joke ever written?

Ugh, Ugh Ugh? Uggh!

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Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you"