Petrify Jokes

Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.

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What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.

What happened to the dinosaurs that first was aware of the metheorite?

The where petrified.

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What do I do?

Someone else yells "Call 911!" The blonde yells back "What's the number "

What did the Frenchman yell on the roller coaster?

Yes!

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Why do dinosaurs use Christian dating sites?

Because they can lie about their age!

What dinosaur was in the most pain?

the tyranno-sorest rex

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Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

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What is the difference between homeless and vodka?

Vodka does not freeze

Which phone??

Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well

Old Tree Jokes More Old Tree Jokes

What did the dog say to the old tree?

Bark

Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.

Petrified Wood Jokes More Petrified Wood Jokes

What do you call an old man's hard on?

Petrified wood.

What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did Batman climb the tree?

He was looking for Robin's nest.

How does a neckbeard greet a tree?

Good day, m'hogany'

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What happens when you double park your frogs?

They get toad!

What happened to your homework?

Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.