What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

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What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A: A dependent Claus.

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What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

What did Batman give Doctor Freeze with his whisky?

Just-ice

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What's the best thing to do when your tinder date never shows?

Netflix and Jill

What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black

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How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

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What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

What did Mr. Freeze call himself when he joined Batman's fight against criminals?

The Dark Knightrogen

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How do beekeepers keep their bees so chill?

They smoke them out.

What was Jesus doing on Holy Saturday?

Just chilling.