What was Jesus never thankful for?

Fridays.

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Why is Jesus always sad?

Because Jesus Christ (Cries)

What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

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How'd he do it?

The horses name was Friday.

Why is Friday the best day of the week?

Its the 5/7 day of the week