What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

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Whats a joke so bad its funny?

I just want some really hillarious jokes, preferably long ones

When I see a "How am I driving?

sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

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Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account?

Because he only had 12 followers.

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How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap?

He can only stick to himself.

What is the most common use for pig skins?

To keep the pig in one piece.

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How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

What does the Queen put on her toast?

Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat

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Why does light travel faster than sound?

Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

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What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo"

What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.