Miracle whip.
A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!
Race car noises. When do we want them? Neoooooooooooooooooooooow
The Auntie Christ.
He drove a Ford.
It was only allowed one piece of carrion.
It's a piece of cake.
They say the business is toast.
Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling
Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."
miracle whip
