What do you call a pregnant nun who cycles to church everyday?

No seriously, a friend asked me this and I didn't know.

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How do crows know what time is it?

They have the knights watch .

Why is your January report card so bad ?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas !

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How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

How do yo get to Sesame Street?

Unzip my pants and ask big bird

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What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

Why do so many Australian men experience premature ejeculation?

Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.

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What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW

Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!