What do you call a pregnant nun who cycles to church everyday?

No seriously, a friend asked me this and I didn't know.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How did you know that the janitors were dating?

They were caught sweeping together.

How do you know you're talking to a sales guy?

He says "I'm not a sales guy".

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

When ur at chipotle n u ask for guac and they say "its extra is that ok?

if u say its not ok they give it to u for free

What I reply with when someone asks, "What'd the comment say?

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What happened when the host of Dirty Jobs said hello to a friend that was fairly far away?

Microwave.

Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

How do you know you're at a redneck wedding?

Everybody is sitting on the same side of the church

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.