What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

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Where can you find the strongest tea?

Cliffsides (because it's so steep).

What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

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What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?

A: Flatman and Ribbon

What type of movies can't batman see?

Parental Guidance.

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Why are the Greeks so in debt?

They demand credit for everything

What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.

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Which is more environment-friendly: Facebook or r/jokes?

Facebook produces too much plastics while r/jokes has 100% recycling rate.

Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

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Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2

How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves?

The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence

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Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."

Who's yo daddy?

Black girl: I dunno lol Black guy: Same lol