Why is Jesus always sad?

Because Jesus Christ (Cries)

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What's 12" long, rock hard in the morning, and makes a woman cry?

A dead baby.

Why was the young strawberry crying?

His parents were in a jam.

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Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."

What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

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What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "jesus christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

Why is Jesus always sad?

Because Jesus Christ (Cries)