Why is Jesus always sad?

Because Jesus Christ (Cries)

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Why did the elk cry at the funeral?

He had lost a deer friend

Why are people so sore about Russia taking the Crimea?

I mean cry me a river river right

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How do Mexicans greet Dr. Seuss?

Jesus!

Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

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What did they call Jesus Christ when he was crucified?

Holy

What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "jesus christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity