What was Lenin's favourite film?

Tsar Wars episode III: Revenge of the scythe.

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Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union?

They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin.

What are Russian clothes always made out of?

Lenin.

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What is a Muslim baby's first word?

Revenge!"

How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.