What are Russian clothes always made out of?

Lenin.

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What does a Russian burglar wear?

In a Russian accent ) robber boots

Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

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What does Lenin say when he his angry?

I will hit you so hard that it will leave a Marx.

What was Lenin's favourite film?

Tsar Wars episode III: Revenge of the scythe.