What are Russian clothes always made out of?

Lenin.

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Where does a russian bird sleep?

IN A COMMU-NEST

Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

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What score did Lenin get on his exam paper?

Full Marx

What does Lenin say when he his angry?

I will hit you so hard that it will leave a Marx.