What was the first joke ever written?

Ugh, Ugh Ugh? Uggh!

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What's the difference between a joke and a pretty girl?

sometimes i get the joke.

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

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Why do soviet policemen travel in groups of three?

One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child?

A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.

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What was the first joke ever written?

Ugh, Ugh Ugh? Uggh!

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh