Lenin Jokes

Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union?

They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin.

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What does Lenin say when he his angry?

I will hit you so hard that it will leave a Marx.

What was Lenin's favourite film?

Tsar Wars episode III: Revenge of the scythe.

What do you call a red lemon?

a Lenin. )

What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party

What are Russian clothes always made out of?

Lenin.

What score did Lenin get on his exam paper?

Full Marx

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What's black and white all over and difficult?

An exam paper!

What score did Lenin get on his exam paper?

Full Marx

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Why should you never buy Russian jeans?

Chernobyl fallout

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By giving each other a taste of their own venison

How does a blond, get revenge on her blond boyfriend?

She paints a target icon around the outlet.

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Why does the communist party hate planes?

Because they're always Stalin

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A communist party

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What's the difference between a bad coffee in Switzerland and a bad coffee in Italy?

When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, "Merci!".

What does an alcoholic ghost drink?

BOO'S.

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How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

How does a blonde high-5?

A: She smacks herself in the forehead.