Lenin Jokes

Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union?

They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin.

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What does Lenin say when he his angry?

I will hit you so hard that it will leave a Marx.

What was Lenin's favourite film?

Tsar Wars episode III: Revenge of the scythe.

What do you call a red lemon?

a Lenin. )

What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party

What are Russian clothes always made out of?

Lenin.

What score did Lenin get on his exam paper?

Full Marx

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Who is driving the car?

The police.

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Mussel cars.

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How much do I trust reddit?

I went on before seeing the new Star Wars.

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Because they're all a bunch of flakes

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What do you call it when Paul scores?

Paulinating.

What was the end scored?

Player: "1:1"

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Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

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What does Lenin say when he his angry?

I will hit you so hard that it will leave a Marx.

Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

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Why did the cancer patient get smacked?

His hand was bigger than his face.

Whatr do you get when you have communist lemons?

LENIN-NADE. Just smack me.

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Why does the communist party hate planes?

Because they're always Stalin

What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party