Lenin Jokes

Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union?

They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin.

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What does Lenin say when he his angry?

I will hit you so hard that it will leave a Marx.

What was Lenin's favourite film?

Tsar Wars episode III: Revenge of the scythe.

What do you call a red lemon?

a Lenin. )

What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party

What are Russian clothes always made out of?

Lenin.

What score did Lenin get on his exam paper?

Full Marx

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Why does the communist party hate planes?

Because they're always Stalin

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What do you call communist memorabilia?

Trotsky's.

What do you call it when Russians get diarrhea from drinking water in Mexico?

Trotsky's Revenge

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What do you call a communist hip hop dancer?

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How did Vladimir Lenin originally get into power?

This isn't just a campaign, this is a political "

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Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.

What score did Lenin get on his exam paper?

Full Marx

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What did the rude prism say to the beam of light that smacked into him?

Get bent!

Why u bean like this?

SMACK "Don't u carrot all " CRACK

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Why didn't you answer your home phone?

Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.

Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes

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Why is revenge a dish best served cold?

Because it's just-ice

How do deer get revenge?

By giving each other a taste of their own venison

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What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!"

What do you call a russian bull?

a moscow