Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

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How do you find a dirty cop?

Call 911, it doesn't matter who answers

What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

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How do Malaysian airlines serve all their drinks?

On the rocks

What kind of beer was Dr. Stephen Strange serving?

It was his own Strange Brew. You would be Moranic not to like it.

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What does a blonde and a tornado have in common?

They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you.

What do you find at an end of the rainbow?

Violet

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Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

How many honest intelligent caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?

Both of them.

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How do you get honey from a graveyard?

From a zombee! I'll see myself out

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

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Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!