Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

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How do you find a girl with no legs?

Follow the slime trail.

What do you say when you find two banana peels together?

Answer: A pair of slipper

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Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court

Why do the Irish serve up their chili with 139 beans?

Because one more would be one-farty bowl of chili!

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What does a bowl of spaghetti and a degree from Phoenix online both have in common?

If it ends up on your wall you're probably retarded.

Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

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Why do petri dishes make good conversationalists?

They're cultured.

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

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What did the spider say to the bee ?

Your honey or your life !

How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.

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What do you get when you merge Revenge with Grey's Anatomy?

Graysonatomy.

Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)