What's the difference between love and herpes?

Herpes last forever.

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What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

x-post from r/bicycling Attire

What's the difference between an introverted physicist and an extroverted physicist?

An extroverted physicist looks at shoes when they're talking to you.

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What's meaner than a pitbull with herpes?

The guy who gave it to the pitbull.

Why do a lot of tech recruiters have herpes?

Because they look for contributors to open sores.

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Why do women love Satan?

He's down to Earth.

What's the difference between love, pure love and excessive love?

Blowing Swallowing Gargeling