What's the difference between love and herpes?

Herpes last forever.

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Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection?

I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?

A: One is loud obnoxious and noisy the other is a bird.

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How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

What do you call someone with herpes, AIDS, syphilis and gonorrhea?

An incurable romantic.

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What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso