Wade Jokes

What options does an abortionist have to get ashore?

Row vs. Wade

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What was Roe v. Wade really about?

The fastest way to get across a river.

What did the pool cleaner say to the impatient swimmer?

Whoa, whoa, whoa... Wade just a minute.

What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

What's the buoyancy of an abortion?

Rho * v * Wade

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What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

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He was a ghoulsnif fer.

What do you call Dana Carvey standing on the back of Dana Carvey?

Turtles all the way down

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What about my atm card which holds all my money?

Any 4 numbers in a row."

What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

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What kind of bear dissolves in water?

A polar bear.

Why is steam such a hipster?

Because it was water before it was cool.

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What do you call the fisherman that's always handling the pole while fishing?

The Master Baiter.

What did the fisherman say to the fisherwoman?

Your place or mine

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

A: He wanted to sing higher!

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

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What did the abortionist have for breakfast?

Scrambled eggs =p

What options does an abortionist have to get ashore?

Row vs. Wade

Small Boat Jokes More Small Boat Jokes

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

Why can't you play cards on a small boat?

Because someone is always sitting on the deck.