Wade Jokes

When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)

What options does an abortionist have to get ashore?

Row vs. Wade

Abortionist Jokes More Abortionist Jokes

What did the abortionist have for breakfast?

Scrambled eggs =p

Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.

Small Boat Jokes More Small Boat Jokes

Why can't you play cards on a small boat?

Because someone is always sitting on the deck.

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What bring a dead duck back to life?

A dead bullfrog.

Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.

Row Jokes More Row Jokes

What about my atm card which holds all my money?

Any 4 numbers in a row."

How do you know a blonde likes you?

A: She screws you two nights in a row.

River Jokes More River Jokes

Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

because he was in Da-Nile

What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways ?

Nothing, he was just full of tears

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

Why did everyone love the fisherman?

He was a real catch

What did the fisherman say to the street magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

Fast Way Jokes More Fast Way Jokes

What's the fastest way to ruin free pie?

Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning

What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.