How do you make Polish sausage ?

First you gotta find a retarded pig...

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Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhazy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

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What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

What did one leper say to another?

Got yer nose!

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What do you call a polish guy on a boat?

A fishing pole

What does a polish bride get on her wedding night that is long and hard?

a new last name