There was a fork in the road.
Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.
Because I wore the wrong sock that day.
With a fork
Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
You gotta catch Jamal
A: One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.
As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)
A: She moved.