Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

Why did the fork go to the party?

It wanted to have a good tine.

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What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

What did the Muslim Sonic say?

Gotta go fast.

Accident Jokes More Accident Jokes

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

A: She moved.