What was that?

4-year-old: Nothing. Me: 4: Me: OK. Parenting is easier than it looks.

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How Many Dragonball Z Characters Does it Take to Screw in a Light-bulb?

just one, but it will take 4 episodes.

What rock group has 4 dudes that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why was everyone afraid of the everything bagel?

Because he looked pretty seedy!

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints!

4 Year Old Jokes More 4 Year Old Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year-old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon

Parenting Jokes More Parenting Jokes

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

sigh* Parenting is hard.

What was that?

4-year-old: Nothing. Me: 4: Me: OK. Parenting is easier than it looks.