What was that?

4-year-old: Nothing. Me: 4: Me: OK. Parenting is easier than it looks.

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4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

How to 4-dimensional aliens get around?

In Tralfamadoloreans.

What do you get when you turn 4 blondes upside down?

4 brunettes

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What has two legs and looks like a spider?

A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)

Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.

4 Year Old Jokes More 4 Year Old Jokes

How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year-old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

Parenting Jokes More Parenting Jokes

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

sigh* Parenting is hard.

What was that?

4-year-old: Nothing. Me: 4: Me: OK. Parenting is easier than it looks.