What was that?

4-year-old: Nothing. Me: 4: Me: OK. Parenting is easier than it looks.

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How was school?

4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton

How does a woman destroy a mans pride with 4 words?

Is it in yet? How does a man destroy a womans pride with 4 words? I don't know.

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Why "hooters"?

Who decided breasts looked like owls They were wrong.

Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?

To make sure he still wasn't there.

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What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old?

What base you're counting in.

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

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What was that?

4-year-old: Nothing. Me: 4: Me: OK. Parenting is easier than it looks.

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

sigh* Parenting is hard.