How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

sigh* Parenting is hard.

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How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

sigh* Parenting is hard.

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How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

sigh* Parenting is hard.

What was that?

4-year-old: Nothing. Me: 4: Me: OK. Parenting is easier than it looks.