How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

sigh* Parenting is hard.

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Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

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Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable ?

The wheelchair

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What am I supposed to do with this computer now?

IT: Work M: Who hurt you

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It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

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Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

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What was that?

4-year-old: Nothing. Me: 4: Me: OK. Parenting is easier than it looks.

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

sigh* Parenting is hard.