What was the last thing that the homeless man heard before becoming a giant?

Go big or go home

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What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!

What did one fish ask the other?

So how do you drive this thing

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Which do you want to hear first?

Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.

What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs

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What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

What was the last thing that the homeless man heard before becoming a giant?

Go big or go home

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What did the homeless men yell when they hit each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight!

What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and a homeless man who works at McDonalds?

One of those greasy bums is making a lot more money.