Giant Jokes

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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What did the Giant say after he ate Tonga?

I want Samoa!'

What did the Giant say to the cripple?

Hodor. Hodor! Hodor!

What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

giANT!!

How much for the giant, walk-in medicine cabinet?

Sir, this is a liquor store."

What was the last thing that the homeless man heard before becoming a giant?

Go big or go home

What do you do when your giant is hurt ?

You call 9-wun-wun

What is even bigger than an elephant ?

A giant !

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What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

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What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.

How accurate is the Bible?

100% at short range

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it :(

Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why are black people so good at running?

Because when they here the gun go off they start runnin.

Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson with the Karate Kid?

Jacks on Jacks off

What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights?

A jacked rabbit.

Adam Jokes More Adam Jokes

What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

What where Adam's first words to Eve?

Don't wash it in there, you'll make the fish smell like that!"

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

Why are you crying Ted ?

asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

Why are ducks always sad?

Because of their bills

What do Hillary and Bill have in common?

Both got screwed out of office

Fuel Jokes More Fuel Jokes

What to Australian Trains use as fuel?

Coal-Ala

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.