Giant Jokes

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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What did the Giant say after he ate Tonga?

I want Samoa!'

What did the Giant say to the cripple?

Hodor. Hodor! Hodor!

What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

giANT!!

How much for the giant, walk-in medicine cabinet?

Sir, this is a liquor store."

What was the last thing that the homeless man heard before becoming a giant?

Go big or go home

What do you do when your giant is hurt ?

You call 9-wun-wun

What is even bigger than an elephant ?

A giant !

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What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

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Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.

Why don't blondes wear mini skirts in San Francisco?

Their balls will show.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did Dave Grohl say when someone stole his Greek food?

There goes my gyroooo

How do you know if Buzzfeed article is stolen?

You get the feeling that you've Reddit before.

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them?

Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls

What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

Adam Jokes More Adam Jokes

What do you call the day before Christmas Eve?

Christmas Adam

Why can't you trust an Adam?

They make up everything.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did the tsunami say to Japan?

nothing, it waved. Happy Thursday all.

How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?

Wave at him

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Where do hipsters get their water?

From a well, actually.

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

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What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

What did the mathematician do at the baseball game?

4 the home team

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why are airplane crashes in the ocean so visible?

They're plane to sea

What is the difference between a portuguese woman and a sea lion ?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.