In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
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I want Samoa!'
Hodor. Hodor! Hodor!
They were both caused by a message from god.
There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.
They both grind on bones to make their bread.
giANT!!
Sir, this is a liquor store."
Go big or go home
You call 9-wun-wun
A giant !
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A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.
Larkspur has a ferry terminal, San Francisco has terminal fairies.
They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.
because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)
A running joke.
nuthin Vin Diesel noises from closet M: Is Vin Diesel in there -...yes Vin Diesel: from closet No.
Vin Diesel
A one trip pony :D
Me: A sword is harder to hide.
Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!"
It's Christmas, Eve!
We ate Bill" OMG. How long were you in there "4 minutes"
Because 7 ate 9
Because he couldn't concentrate.
I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you
Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.
You wave hello!