In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
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I want Samoa!'
Hodor. Hodor! Hodor!
They were both caused by a message from god.
There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.
They both grind on bones to make their bread.
giANT!!
Sir, this is a liquor store."
Go big or go home
You call 9-wun-wun
A giant !
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A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.
Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.
100% at short range
I bought the Groupon but can't make it :(
Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch
Because when they here the gun go off they start runnin.
Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.
Jacks on Jacks off
A jacked rabbit.
It's Christmas, Eve.
Don't wash it in there, you'll make the fish smell like that!"
Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.
asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'
Because of their bills
Both got screwed out of office
Coal-Ala
A fuel injected pickle.