Giant Jokes

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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What did the Giant say after he ate Tonga?

I want Samoa!'

What did the Giant say to the cripple?

Hodor. Hodor! Hodor!

What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

giANT!!

How much for the giant, walk-in medicine cabinet?

Sir, this is a liquor store."

What was the last thing that the homeless man heard before becoming a giant?

Go big or go home

What do you do when your giant is hurt ?

You call 9-wun-wun

What is even bigger than an elephant ?

A giant !

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What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

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What is the difference between San Francisco and Larkspur?

Larkspur has a ferry terminal, San Francisco has terminal fairies.

Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.

Pun Jokes More Pun Jokes

Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.

Vin Diesel Jokes More Vin Diesel Jokes

What are you hiding in there?

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Why they never refuel in Fast and Furious?

Vin Diesel

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony :D

Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

Eve Jokes More Eve Jokes

What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!"

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Which was?

We ate Bill" OMG. How long were you in there "4 minutes"

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

What do you mean you're not going to spank me?

I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave hello!