What did one fish ask the other?

So how do you drive this thing

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What is the first thing a blind man says?

My eyes! My eyes!

What's the last thing you want to hear from a surgeon dissecting someone?

Oops

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What drives the hype train?

The hyper drive.

Why shouldn't you post to Reddit while driving?

becau

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Why was Gollum executed at a bar in Iraq?

Because he asked for Ice-es

How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

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Why are fish so educated?

Because a lot of them are in schools.

When fish play football who is the captain ?

The team's kipper !