What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!

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Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

Why are you putting the saddle on backward ?

Brother: How do you know which way I'm going

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing... They've never met

Why are riddles about trees so hard?

Because they always leave you stumped!

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral?

The corpse.

Why do they call me an oven?

Because when I get turned on things get really hot

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other Ilene. What do you cal an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene

Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

What do you call a "to-go" dish ordered from German-Italian restaurant?

Alfredosehen

What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her!