How do you blind an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.

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How do you blind fold an asian?

You put floss over their eyes!

What, I'm Asian?

slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*

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What do you call a woman with one leg?

Ilene What do you call an Asian woman with one leg? Irene

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other Ilene. What do you cal an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene

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What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!

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What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.