What was the musician doing when he was struck by lightning?

He was conducting.

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Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

How is lightning like a violist's fingers?

A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.

What is brown, small, and smells of caramel?

A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

Why are some musicians so antisocial?

Because all they want is tonics and dominance.

Lightning Jokes More Lightning Jokes

What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

Conduct Jokes More Conduct Jokes

How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra?

Tuskanini.