What was the musician doing when he was struck by lightning?

He was conducting.

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Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

Why did the circus animals go on strike?

The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.

What kind of fence goes on strike?

A picket fence.

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

Why did they arrest the musician?

He got into treble.

What do you call a musician who breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

Lightning Jokes More Lightning Jokes

Why did the guy at the trainyard get struck by lightning?

He was an excellent conductor

What's worse than being struck by a lightning?

Being struck by an iMac.

Conduct Jokes More Conduct Jokes

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"

What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra?

Tuskanini.