What's worse than being struck by a lightning?

Being struck by an iMac.

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Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.

Why don't matches play baseball?

A: One strike, and they're out.

Lightning Jokes More Lightning Jokes

What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

Why does lightning only strike the French?

Because it follows the path of least resistance