A drummer!!!!!
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One composes, the other decomposes...
A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3
He was conducting.
A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four
Because all they want is tonics and dominance.
Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.
Homeless
Sound investments.
I'll be Bach.
So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.
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Cher
A singer
Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza
You pay for the pizza.
The pizza can feed a family of 4.
A large cheese pizza can feed a family of four.
He got in treble.
A: Violists.
Drummers
A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.
I'll be Bach
Didn't wake up this morning..."
He got into treble.
The bag of rice can feed a family of four.
Night manager at McDonalds.
An Algo-rhythm.
I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.
He castanet
An act of violins.
They start with 2 million.
A rock-czar
Drummers.
He always had treble finding his keys!
So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"
A: A pair of Re-bachs.
Bach
I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!
It's similar to Russian roulette, but instead of a revolver it's played with an automatic pistol.
Peaking duck!
Climaxing to middle schoolers.
Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.
I went through a wormhole." Worms in the audience: Omg this is so unrealistic.
In Instagrams.
Everything is cool there already.
Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.
It's already got thousands of degrees.
Elephants Gerald
They have no soul...
They conducted an in-turtle investigation.
