What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

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What do you call a sink that doesn't work?

A faux-cet.

Why are womens feet shorter than mens?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

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What do you call four matadors in quicksand?

A: Quatro sinko.

What do you call four Mexicans stuck in quicksand?

quattro sink-o

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How does the author of harry potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

What does IS call the evolutionary theory that humans are descended from the ape family?

Boko Harambe