What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

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What do you call an intersection where a lot of Asians cross?

A cross-wok.

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ?

A long necked toothbrush !

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What was the demon arrested for?

Possession.

Why was the energizer bunny arrested?

He got a battery charge.

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Why can you always trust a bee without wings?

Because it's down to earth.

Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

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Why did the guitarist get life in prison?

He fingered a minor.

Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

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Why do Buddhist monks have such sour faces?

Because they're acetic.

What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything

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Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

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What does DNA Helicase and a 16 year old boy have in common?

the both want to unzip your genes. if you didnt get it: https://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index qid=20121209104938AAKihOC

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.