What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration?

A party line!

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo ?

A stripey jumper !

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

Why was the garbage man arrested?

Because he was bin laden.

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why don't you trust me?

she texted both the guys simultaneously.

Why should you never trust a whale with your secrets?

They're huge blubbermouths.

Minor Jokes More Minor Jokes

What do Margaret Thatcher and Jimmy Saville have in common ?

They both shafted minors in the 1980's.

Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

Buddhist Jokes More Buddhist Jokes

What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Buddhist Monk Jokes More Buddhist Monk Jokes

Why do Buddhist monks have such sour faces?

Because they're acetic.

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

16 Year Old Jokes More 16 Year Old Jokes

What's the difference between a 6 year old and a 16 year old?

Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.

What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes