Why are womens feet shorter than mens?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

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Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Because the Captain was stood on the deck!

What does CHAOS stand for?

A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

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How do you sink the Polish navy?

Put it in water

Why do women have smaller feet than men?

So that they can get closer to the sink.

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What's long and hard and full of "SEE-MEN"?

A submarine, obviously.

Why are womens feet shorter than mens?

So they can stand closer to the sink.