Why are womens feet shorter than mens?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

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When is it okay to punch a midget?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

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Why do women have short feet?

So they can stand closer to the sink

What would Jesus do?

is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See

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Why are Mens bathrooms usually to the left?

Because women are right.

What's a priest's favorite X-men?

A-Men.