Descend Jokes

What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

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What does IS call the evolutionary theory that humans are descended from the ape family?

Boko Harambe

How does the author of harry potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

What do you call an snobbish Mongolian ruler going down the stairs?

A condescending Khan descending.

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A condescending con descending.

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What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

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What do you call an arrogant con walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a snobby criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.