What wears a black white and tan coat but has no hair?

A bald beagle!

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What type of pants does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

What do flies wear on their feet?

A: Shoos.

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What do witches put on their hair?

Scare spray!

What do you call it when a brunette dyes her hair blonde?

Brainwashing.