What do flies wear on their feet?

A: Shoos.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call an airplane that flies backwards?

a receeding airline.... bada boom! The little bros joke book is pure gold haha

Why is a duck when it's round?

Because the farther it flies, the fewer.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why you ask?

If it was any longer it wouldn't be a foot

Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it'd be a foot!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

iPatch

What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

Shoo Jokes More Shoo Jokes

Why don't you shoo those flies?

Bull: I'll let them go barefoot!

How do you scare away a Vestiphobic?

Say "Shoo".