What do flies wear on their feet?

A: Shoos.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do an eagle and a broom have in common?

They both fly but the broom doesn't.

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What's six feet tall, black and screaming?

Stevie Wonder, answering the Iron.

What does a pirate call three feet?

A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

Shoo Jokes More Shoo Jokes

How do you scare away a Vestiphobic?

Say "Shoo".

Why don't you shoo those flies?

Bull: I'll let them go barefoot!