What's the best way to accelerate a Mac?

A: 9.81 m/s2

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What's the best way to carve wood?

Whittle by whittle.

What's the best way to sum up the 90's?

90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99=945

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What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

What does HONDA stand for?

Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.

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Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with windows.

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.