What do you call a stripper you pay with noodles?

A PASTATUTE!!!

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What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

I've never paid a garbanzo to bean on my face.

How much do deodorant factory workers get paid?

A pittance.

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How are strippers and Subway workers similar?

They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.

Why does nobody ever talk about Jack the Ripper's sleazier French cousin?

Jock the stripper.

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What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

Natasha Ramenoff

Why did the noodles go to rehab?

To get yakisoba.

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What do you call a stripper you pay with noodles?

A PASTATUTE!!!

What do you call a person who whores themselves out for spaghetti?

A Pastatute